Crazy-Train's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Batman playing cassino!]

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when I hear this i think of the cheap electric pianos that you can buy from the store for like $10. The bass was boaring. And I didnt feel like there was any connection to Batman with this. I did though sound like something from a casino. BTW i was just wondering what do you use to record? If i could make a suggestion I use Acid Pro 4.0 and Fruity Loops. Both programs are pretty good for this kinda stuff. Good luck with your next submission.

daiwoguo responds:

I don't even have $10 to buy anything cos in my country $$$$$$$ equals exam papers--meaningless &useless. well I use fruityloops to record &i'll try acid pro.thanks

[Astro Ass]

this is so far your best.....

...that isn't saying much. If you have noticed I will be reviewing all your current audio submittions. I could stand listening to this. It might be a good loading screan to a space movie or game. At least thats what I would use it for. I did have to turn my speakers up to hear it though. And this did get annyoing after the 12th time hearing it in a row. But like I said this one has been your best so far.

daiwoguo responds:

hahaha, maybe you're the only person on earth who has listened to this for so many times so far, even my parents my pals didn't do it.thank U!

[Alien Star Wars]

well...

...i dont hear the star wars in it. all it sounds like are audio clips thrown into a sound mixer and this is the end reslalt. If you wanted to make fun of star wars(of which I am a fan of) it would have been great to hear like the theme song start off then you quickly change it to something humorous. Maybe add some audio clips from the movie in a comidical sence. good luck with this if you decide to make or remake a new one.

daiwoguo responds:

well I've been made a Chinese version of StarWars for fun, but you won't understand.

[rubbish hip-hooops]

ack...

this was more annoying then anything. your title Rubbish Hip-hooops was perfect. it sound like a bunch of Hip-Hop loops put together and sounds like Rubbish. Do something for me. Before you post listen to your work for a week. If you can stand listening to it that long, think about posting. If you could listen to it longer, go post it.(that means its good) If you cant stop listening to it, dont hesitate POST AMIDIATLY.(That means if really good.) Try this on you next submission. I promise it will come out better. Good Luck, dont stop submitting, cant wait to hear your work in the future = )

daiwoguo responds:

thank u, that's all I want to say now

[PankPUNK<Instrumental Version>]

wow

im so glad you can stariotype every American. It shows how smart you are.

Anyways the music review. Dude this was more annoying than enething. sry. Also if you're going to clam the song is about anything but do not have lyrics to help support the name the song has no meaning to its title. I gave you a 2 for effort because 1 you woke up and made this and 2 you posted it. 2 is about as low as I will rank effort. Sorry but this wasn't that good.

0/5

daiwoguo responds:

first, I've ask what's the meaning of stariotype? I'm just a poor Eng learner so that I don't know much. Secondly, I'm really fed up with USA,cos if I watch TV for a month, I may not see any CHinese, But I've to see Americans! Why don't we learn about the election of Latuiga but have to see BUsh talking like a monkey everyday?

[Altered State(Sepultura Cover)]

nice

very fucking nice. never hear this song so for me hearing for the first time this totally kicks ass 5/5 and dling now

GoreBastard responds:

DUde, you've totally got to hear the original version, it is so fucking ace mate. Yeah, what a fucking cool song. Check it out, it's on the ARISE album. God damn, thanks for reviewing my shit mate, you da man... Go get drunk and have some fights and shit!

[Thrown into a Pit of Fire]

a tall mountain dew

a game of Doom, and this song playing. yep that is the good shit. kinda muffeled due to drums but still kicks ass. *raises mountain dew bottle* good job Gore

GoreBastard responds:

YEAH, DRINK THAT MOUNTAIN DEW MOTHERFUCKER!!!

I Mean, fuck yeah, the drums on this one are totally fucking bitch. I like this tune, im gonna fuck some inflatable dolls while listening to it. Fuck, thanks for reviewing mate, get drunk and shit. Cheers.

[Enter Death (Fall to hell)]

wow

just fucking wow, that was so fucking cool. i dont have a witty kewl thing to express how wickedly sick this is. im speachless. it was that good. 5/5 dling now

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks mate, this is a personal favourite, Specially for acid trips. It sounds awesome. Cheers for the review mate

[Infestation (Terrorizer Cover)]

MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!

AARGGG The voices in my head say "LISTEN TO GOREBASTARD, HE FUCKING KICKS ASS!" must do what they tell me to do. anyways sweat shit. as always this is going to be downloaded. the usual 5/5 (make it 7/5 if I could). This is some good fucking shit. BTW this is great music to have sex with. No Joke, my girl friend says I got 3x faster listening to this. Thanks Gore. (btw I finally got the blood staines off the floor from that time I head banged so hard into the celling fan.)

GoreBastard responds:

Hahaaa, give her one for me... Glad you got those stains out, cleaning blood up is a long painful process, like the time I gutted that fucking bitch and then... wait, that's supposed to be a secret. I mean thanks for the review mate, and if you havn't heared the original by Terrorizer, then check it out, on the World Downfall album.

[Snapped in Fucking Half Again]

all i have to say is this

I like this one but Im still down with the original. Though I can clearly hear everything, I like the orig. because it was so damn caotic. This one is still fucking good

dling right now

5/5

GoreBastard responds:

Cheers mate. I'm not sure myself, but I think I like the original one better too, even though this one is slightly faster and better quality. I k-FUCKING POP-UPS, FUCK OFF!... as I was saying before I was rudely interupted by a barrage of pop-ups, I know exactly what you mean. Cheers man!