Crazy-Train's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Provoked to Fucking Kill]

*evil smile* Hell YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good shit just fuckign good shit. Listening to this makes me want to fucking kill some pricks that deserves to DIE!!!!!!!! this is fucking bad ass man. totally good crap to listen to while carring your hack saw downtown for some revenge. Good shit

btw is it worth buying the drum program you use? speedmetalmessia said you used it so I dled the free trial. totally kewl, but does it come with more drum kits or it just stops prompting me to purchase?? thanks for another great song to listen to.

5/5 (would be 7/5 if i could)
and just finished downloading it.

GoreBastard responds:

Cheers mate. Beatcraft is cool. I use the "Rock & Blues Kit". That's the best one for making metal/rock. I would advise buying it if you want something cheap that gets the job done. There's a few different drum kits on there, I don't know if you can upgrade and get more. I just make do with the rock and blues kit. Also, if you double click the empty drum sample, you can import another sound from a different drum kit, for example, I sometimes use the ambient snare, from the techno beat in some of my songs. Anyway, cheers for the cool review.

[Another Short Riff of Death]

kinda slower than usual

but still good. I dl it so i could hear it. also i dont know if you ment to loop it or not (sounded like you could have) it doesnt loop to easy. if not then this kicks some ass. I would use this song to wake up to. I would have enough time to get up turn it off right when it finished and say "atleast Im waking up to good music" then go to work. good stuff gore 5/5

also good luck on the online band thing. when its finished you should keep the short riffs on your page anyways. cause they kick ass good luck and Live Long Rock On!

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks. It was supposed to be a loop, but mp3's don't loop very well. Also, I think people have to download it to hear it because it won't play. Oh well, fuck it. Cheers for the cool review.

[Rucklo - Insomnia]

wow nice

i noticed the link in the thread I started and had to listen. this song totally kicks ass. good job. Im going to go listen to your other songs now. good job again.

Rucklo responds:

Cool ya noticed it from the link :)
Really cool ya liked it :D
I hope you enjoy my other stuff as well mate!

/Rucklo

[Riff of Shit]

old school Gore....Hell yeh!

man I miss your older style. Your newer one kicks ass but the old one was fuckin great. Man you need to make it longer like your older song This is Fucking Grindcore. ahh the good ol days. 5/5 and downloading right now.

Live Long, Rock On!

GoreBastard responds:

Cheers mate. This is just for the Online Band thing that Sticktorture_United and Speedmetalmessia are working on. I don't know where abouts in the song it will be. Thanks mate.

[Ape's Evolution]

Hell YEH!!!!!!!!!

Your Right this song is so far your best. Man, the beginning was little weird but still sounded good. I am totally impressed. You have gone a long way to this. I would....no I will put this on a cd and play it in my car. dude this totally rocks. 5/5 for sure. and I already downloaded it. Keep this up. This is really good.

daiwoguo responds:

thank you for your kick ass review crazy_train. I've take your advice to work harder and try not to be lazy, this song takes me 2 days to work out so I'm really satisfied with it and I think it deserves high score. thank you again for your Fl, haha. whatever, I'll try harder next time. but nevermind the beginning, I just made it for fun and it sounds like monkeys but not apes, I think. haha

[Necessary Evil (Napalm Death)]

i tell you what i fucken needed this

your song has been the single good thing today. im going to download this then do like 100mph in my car and listen to this while fucking the world in the ass. btw congrates one your platinum. just noticed that. fuck yes this is what i needed. 5/5 making your score 4.00. dling making it 16 downloads. hell ill download this twice making it 17 downloads. FUCK YEH. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
good shit

GoreBastard responds:

Hahaha! Thanks for the double download! Hahaha!
Glad ye liked it, it's pretty much dead on with the original Napalm Death one, exept my voice is shit compared to Mark "Barney" Greenways voice.
Drive safe... not!!! Hahaa

[Anal Dessecration]

wuhahaha fucking funny shit

i fucking love it. I love that now your singing in your music. "KISS MY ASS!" priceless. this is another evil fingers song. The farting is great. did you make that sound or find a midi file. OR eat alot of mexican food. I need to know. also it does great looping . keep kicking ass and rocken heavy

5/5
Downloading now.
Good shit GoreBastard

GoreBastard responds:

"Been sat here for hours, the smell kills the flowers" is my favourite line...

The farting sound was done with my mouth! Many years of immature practice payed off!!! Thanks for the cool review. I have another vocal song (Napalm Death cover) but I'm only gonna upload it after the weekly top 5 has been chosen. That way, less zero voters will hit it (I hope!). So look out for it!
Thanks again for your awesome review!

[Short Death Metal Riff]

i missed the insain lead....

but it still wicked sweet. im tired and dont have much to say. thanks for another bad ass song. err riff thingy. whatever it still kicks ass

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks mate. It's just a short thing to listen to before you go to bed, to give you nightmares!

[Killed Again (By Grindcore)]

THERE IS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID.....

what a fucking way to start!! a true Grindcore song...it was alittle hard to hear what he said at the beginning. what movie did you take that from. it sounds like a dracula black and white. the true horrer films. keep kicking ass 5/5

GoreBastard responds:

Cheers mate. I don't know what movie it is, it just sounded cool!
Actually it is 2 sounds merged together. A wind sound, plus the "Afraid" sound. It sounds pretty cool. I can't say where I got them from because it is a secret!

Thanks for the fucking awesome review mate!

[Brutal Fucking Torture (v]

hell yeh..

..now thats some good shit. I love the remake with some lyrics. good fucking shit man. I actually have a friend here and he wanted me to tell you this..."WOW That was some good mother fucking shit man. It makes me want to kill someone with a fucken chain saw. HELL YES!!!!!" and he goes on more shit but you get the idea. keep kicking ass

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks as fuck. Tell your friend he has my blessing to mutilate all who stand in his way!
Thanks for the fucking awesome review!