Crazy-Train's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zero Voters DIE!!!]

0/5 = time to kill ones self

it wasn't one of your best but I love the simpsons riff. where you drunk and watching the simpsons when you made this. it was great "Your Fucking gay you man" priceless

5/5

GoreBastard responds:

Hahaha, Yeah I was most definately drunk, or on something! But I think it turned out just fine non the less!!!
Cheers for the 5!!!

[Old School Metal 80s HairGore!]

time to grow out the hair

this was kewl. I fucking loved it. the ended was kinda heavier than 80's music but the rest was the shit. as far as it sounds like Metallica. yeh it sorta does but the older (better sounding) Metallica. So its still all good dling now

GoreBastard responds:

Cheers mate, this tune again, was influenced by beer. I kinda wish I changed that last part, and made it a little lighter, like old Hairdo Glam Rock style!
Cheers for the review old bean!

[Pathways (GoreBastard) (_8n(')]

new shit...I fucking love

differnet from your heavier stuff. but man that was the shit. i was expecting a soft beginning and heavy end but the way you played it sound so fucking kewl. I would crap my pants to hear a few more songs like this good shit now.

5/5

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks mate, and welcome back!!!
I have to be in the right kind of mood to make songs like this... drunk for example!!! Hahaha
More like this coming up. Cheers mate!

[Risen From the Fukin' Cemetary]

a cold night.....

....stupid teens in a grave yard doing witch craft. Zombies come out of nowhere (the kewl ones from like Dawn of the Dead, not the wimpy ones). this song starts of. 30 seconds in the zombies feast on the flesh of the teens. Dude this what im talking about. I loved it. If this song could be in a movie that would be the fucking scene. 5/5

GoreBastard responds:

hahaha Thanks mate, this tune is pure fucking evil and I am proud of this one. The description you gave sounds fucking ace!
Thanks for reviewing (and coming back from the dead to review my stuff again!)

[Axe Death - Here's Johnny]

kewl shit

you know what i miss from you. some pantera licks. i think for an overlay to the great slayer riffs would be some short pantera licks. i keep thinking "that would have been a good spot to slip in a pantera lick, something small but kick ass". besides that this song has it man. good shit. dling as i type

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks. The reason I don't put Pantera riffs in my stuff anymore is because I simply just forget to do it! I'll remember to slap some into my later songs, like Heresy or something like that

[Brutal Fucking Torture]

OUCH!!!

I was head banging so hard I hit my head on my fucking celling fan. That was some Heavy Shit there.
chainsaw intro was really kick ass. if you remake this song i think it was be kewl to hear some Friday the 13th input audio clips. maybe more girls screaming in terror. This was fucking good.

Now to clean the blood of the fan and the floor.

dl for sure

GoreBastard responds:

Sorry about your floor, when I get rich from making this shit, I'll buy you a new carpet!
I have some awesome lyrics for this one, I just need time to record them. Cheers mate

[Stick Your Dick in a Woman]

Fucking funny as shit man

you brought a tear to my eye with funny lyrics. kinda hard to hear later on. and the rift was fucking sweat dl for sure

GoreBastard responds:

WOW YOU'RE BACK!
I've been missing your reviews dude!!!
Thanks, this was just something was singing in work one day, when I got home I recorded it. hahaa. Cheers mate.

[Stolen Souls]

NOW THAT IS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT

HELL YEH. just when it started i got an evil grin on the face. Its also hard to type this review why I am head banging to this bad ass song. if i could I would give it a 10/5 but since i cant 5/5. dl for sure. This song broke the fucking mold. I have followed your music this whole time and I am totaly sicked out. SO far this has been your best song ever. I originaly thought i couldn't get anybetter than the LCD or StarFox songs but this blows them out of the fucking water. Keep this kinda stuff up man. btw the ending was so good. thank you for your awsome music.

GoreBastard responds:

WOW! Thanks mate. Reading this review made my fucking day. I just got a mic so Ill do some vocal tracks when I get some time to my self... Thanks alot for your awesome words of death!

[Wrath of the Bastards]

i graded low because....

THE FUCKING DRUMS TOO LOUD >.< hard to hear you play guitar with the loud drums. and what was up with the constent toms. the riffs were kinda basic. Your other songs were much more complex. but like you said this was some what more simpler. still 5/5 and as always im dling this. good shit cant wait to hear more

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks, yeah like I said this one was just a quick thing I did. It was more of a test of getting the drum sound right than anything else. I made the bass drum too loud and forgot to turn the volume up on the guitar. Oh well, learn from my mistakes I guess! Cheers for the review.

[Detonate]

now thats some good shit

dude its been a while since the last ones and what a good submission. 5/5 for what im concerned. it was much clearer than your other stuff. I like that. I can hear each lick and riff fucking pretty good. going to dl this one for sure.

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks for 5/5, and thanks for your fucking constant awesome reviews. You da man!